And then there's the fact that the TGI Friday's ads try to call him a "food dude" -- no. No, and again, no. Look, foodies aren't macho, and never will be. And never should be. Sous chefs will never call each other "bro," and that's a good thing. It kind of reminds me of a show on HGTV that was a pathetic attempt at getting some male viewers -- these two chunkheads would make an end table or something, but halfway through they'd stop and be like, "hey, man, let's shoot some hoops!" And then they'd actually start shooting hoops as part of the show. Then they'd do a big chest bump and chug a beer and scream "HGTV! Woo!" into the camera. Then they'd start making out. And you were sitting there, thinking "What the hell happened to the end table?"
But HGTV finally cut that show and now is devoted entirely to gay men and the women who love them, and that's how it should be. ESPN doesn't try to bring in female viewers by broadcasting scrapbooking parties. HGTV should stick to their demos.
What was I talking about? Oh yeah, Guy Fieri. I think that's all I have to say about him. Hm. This wasn't as rich of a vein as I thought it was when I sat down. And this is the best I can muster after two weeks of inactivity. Pathetic. Maybe some other folks should join in here. How about it, two readers? Any interest in contributing your own posts? Seriously, why not?
